The More You Drink, The Better I Look

[Intro: ](D)  (D)  
 
Been (D) sittin' at the bar for nigh-on 13 (G) hours 
Got my (D) mind made up, and I ain't about to (A) leave 
The (D) third bartender tonight, keeps (G) sending me sweet iced-tea 
Cause I'm (D) waitin' on a pretty little (A) gal to make a move on (D) me 
 
  (No Chord) Well, the (D) more you drink, the better I (G) look 
  You've (D) had quite a few already 
  And, I'm (A7) hoping that's all it took 
  You've been (D) winkin' at me, while I'm sending you drinks 
  But, I can read you like a (G) book 
  The (D) more you (A7) drink, the better I (D) look 
 
You may (D) disagree, but this has been a proven (G) method 
They (D) seem to get alot more friendly, as the night wears (A) on 
I'm (D) looking for a little bit of good honest (G) dancing 
I (D) just wanna have a little (A) fun, before I go back (D) home 
 
  See, the (D) more you drink, the better I (G) look 
  You've (D) had quite a few already 
  And, I'm (A7) hoping that's all it took 
  You've been (D) winkin' at me, while I'm sending you drinks 
  But, I can read you like a (G) book 
  The (D) more you (A7) drink, the better I (D) look 
   
  I said, the (D) more you drink, the better I (G) look 
  You've (D) had quite a few already 
  And, I'm (A7) hoping that's all it took 
  You've been (D) winkin' at me, while I'm sending you drinks 
  But, I can read you like a (G) book 
  Honey, the (D) more you (A7) drink, the better I (D) look 
  I said, the (D) more you (A7) drink, the better I (D) look