Love Song

C             G
If I had a hammer 
C                 D
I'd build a house for two 
C              G
And if I had a sailing ship 
C                   D
I'd take a trip with you 
C                  G
And if I had the poet's hand 
C                   D
I'd write a verse for thee 
C                   G
And if I had the painter's touch 
C                   D
On canvas you would be 
 
C                  G
But I don't have a hammer 
C                  G
And I don't have a ship 
C                  G
So I can't build a house 
C                  D
And we can't take a trip
C               G
I'll never be a poet 
C                     G
Nor have the painter's grace 
C                     G
So I'll never write a sonnet 
C                    D
Nor immortalize your face 
 

And also I have herpes... 


you can replace herpes with any STD (aids, mono, etc) if you can't say herpes at a gig