Unhappy Birthday

D                F          Bb         G 
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday 
     D                F          Bb 
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday 
               G            D              F 
because you're evil and you lie and if you should die 
  Bb                G                D  F  D 
I may feel slightly sad but I won't cry 

G          D                 C 
Loved and lost and some may say 
     D                                                  C       Cmaj7 
when usually it's nothing surley you're happy it should be this way? 
       D                    C 
I say "No, Im gonna kill my dog" and 
         D                                  C    Cmaj7 
"May the lines sag, the lines sag heavy and deep tonight" 

     D                F          Bb         G 
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday 
     D                F          Bb 
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday 
               G            D              F 
because you're evil and you lie and if you should die 
  Bb                G                D  F  D 
I may feel slightly sad but I won't cry 

G          D                 C 
Loved and lost and some may say 
     D                                                  C       Cmaj7 
when usually it's nothing surley you're happy it should be this way? 
        D                     C 
I said "no" and then I shot myself 
    D                          C     Cmaj7 
so, drink, drink, drink and be ill tonight 
  D      F            Bb              G 
from the one you left behind from the one you left behind 
  D      F            Bb              G 
from the one you left behind from the one you left behind...