The Pause Of Mr Claus

Intro: 
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Why do you sit there so strange? 
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Is it because you are beautiful? 
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You must think you are deranged 
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Why do police guys beat on peace guys? 

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You must think Santa Claus weird 
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He has long hair and a beard 
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Giving his presents for free 
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Why do police guys mess with peace guys? 


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Let's get Santa Claus 'cause; 

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Santa Clause has a red suit,he's a communist 
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And a beard, and long hair, must be a pacifist 
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What's in the pipe that he's smoking? 

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Mister Claus sneaks in your house at night 
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He must be a dope fiend to put you uptight 
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Why do police guys beat on peace guys