Len Appleman - Itd Be A Shame If Something Happened To Harvey

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It'd be a shame if somethin' happened to Harvey 
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It'd be a shame if something happened to him 
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It'd be a pity should calamity befall him 
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Suffer a demise both gruesome and grim 

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They say the brake lines on those big ol' Mercedes 
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Tend to fray with repetitive use 
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The fuel tanks have a way of leakin' 
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And the lug nuts tend to work themselves loose. 

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Seems the piano mover had a seizure 
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Just when Harvey was walking down below 
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That big ol' Steinway, it fell four stories, 
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Don't think anyone could survive that kind of blow 

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It'd be a shame if somethin' happened to Harvey 
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It'd be a shame if something happened to him 
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It'd be a pity should calamity befall him 
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Suffer a demise both gruesome and grim 

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Sat on my iphone and butt-called a mobster 
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"I'm sorry sir, to disturb your afternoon" 
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"but while I've got you on the phone, friend, let me ask you 
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Would you be interested in a job to do?" 

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The air sure is thin up in Park City 
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Winds are gustin' around those snowy peaks 
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That helicopter couldn't avoid the mountain 
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It didn't help that the hydrolic fluid had leaked. 
Everybody! 

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It'd be a shame if somethin' happened to Harvey 
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It'd be a shame if something happened to him 
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It'd be a pity should calamity befall him 
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Suffer a demise both gruesome and grim 
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Suffer a demise both gruesome and grim