Dear penus

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1) Dear Penis ? I don?t think I like you anymore, 
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You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at  
 
the floor, 
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 Oh Dear Penis ? I don?t  like you anymore. 
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It used to be you and me, a paper towel and dirty  
 
magazine, 
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That?s all we needed to get by. 
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Now it?s seems things have changed and I think that  
 
you?re the one to blame, 
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Dear Penis ? I don?t like you anymore. 
 
 
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2)Dear Rodney ? I don?t think I like you anymore, 
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?Cause when you get to drinkin?, you put me places I?ve  
 
never been before, 
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Dear Rodney ? I don?t like you anymore. 
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Why can?t we get a grip on our man-to-hand relationship, 
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Come to terms with truely how we really feel? 
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If we put our heads together, we?d just stay home forever. 
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Dear Penis ? I think I like you after all. 
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Ohh And Rodney ? While you?re shavin?, shave my balls.