You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd

Intro 
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Verse 
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You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd, 
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You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd, 
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You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd, 
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But you can be happy if you've a mind to. 

   G 
You can't take a shower in a parakeet cage, 
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You can't take a shower in a parakeet cage, 
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You can't take a shower in a parakeet cage, 
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But you can be happy if you've a mind to. 

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All you've got to do, is put your mind to it, 
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Knuckle down, buckle down, do it do it do it. 

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Well, you can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool, 
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You can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool, 
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You can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool, 
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But you can be happy if you've a mind to. 

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Da loo dup diddle diddle doo dum dum 
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Doo dup doo dup doo dup diddle diddle diddle 
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Doo dup diddle diddle doo dum dum 
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Doo dup doo dup doo dup dup dum dum dum da doo dum 

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You can't change film with a kid on your back, 
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You can't change film with a kid on your back, 
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You can't change film with a kid on your back, 
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But you can be happy if you've a mind to. 

   G 
You can't drive around with a tiger in your car, 
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You can't drive around with a tiger in your car, 
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You can't drive around with a tiger in your car, 
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But you can be happy if you've a mind to. 

C                        G 
All you've got to do, is put your mind to it, 
A                          D/ 
Knuckle down, buckle down, do it do it do it, 

         G 
Well, you can't rollerskate in buffalo herd, 
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You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd, 
   G 
You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd, 
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But you can happy if you've a mind to. 

         G 
Well, you can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch, 
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You can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch, 
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You can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch, 
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But you can be happy if you've a mind to. 

         G 
Well, you can't rollerskate in buffalo herd, 
   D 
You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd, 
   G 
You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd, 
   D/ 
But you can happy if you've a mind to.