Randy Scouse Git

C			 Am 
She's a wonderful lady and she's mine, all mine 
	   C				    Am 
And there doesn't seem a way that she won't come and lose my mind 
	  Dm		G	 Dm 
It's too easy humming songs to a girl in a yellow 
G 
dress 
C					 Am 
Been a long time since the party and the room is in a mess 

Am 
Why don't you cut your hair? 
Am 
Why don't you live up there? 
Am 
Why don't you do what I do, see what I feel when I care? 

The four kings of E.M.I.  
Are sitting stately on the floor 
There are birds out on the sidewalk  
And a valet at the door. 
He reminds me of a penguin  
With few and plastered hair, 
There's talcum powder on the letter  
And the birthday boy is there. 

Why don't you cut your hair? 
Why don't you live up there? 
Why don't you do what I do, 
See what I feel when I care? 

Now they've darkened all the windows  
And the seats are naugh-a-hyde. 
I've been waiting for an hour,  
I can't find a place to hide. 
The being known as Wonder Girl  
Is speaking I believe. 
It's not easy tryin' to tell her  
That I shortly have to leave. 

Why don't you be like me? 
Why don't you stop and see? 
Why don't you hate who I hate, 
Kill who I kill to be free. 

{Progressive scat vocals} 

Why don't you cut your hair? 
Why don't you live up there? 
Why don't you do what I do, 
See what I feel when I care? 
Why don't you be like me? 
Why don't you stop and see? 
Why don't you hate who I hate, 
Kill who I kill to be free.