Free Bird

D 
Don't you say 
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don't you ever ever say that it was worth it for the profit. 
D 
Another day 

when I wait there shit-faced 
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Then I smile when I'm on and sing the songs that I did not write. 

Bm                    G 
And they'll dance to it. 
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And I'll smile and I'll get paid. 
Bm                   G 
Baggy pants are stupid. 
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Alt-rock, Skynyrd, play another song I hate. 

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I'll just stay on the state streets 
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Complaining that it's all the same 
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but too lazy to change anything. 
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And I can't spend another day 
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thinkin' these places on street signs are 
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the only places that I've ever been. 

D 
Drink a free beer, maybe smoke with the waiter. 
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(It's) the illusion that they all give a shit. 
D 
And some drunk guys yelling "Free Bird!" and "Show us your boobs!" 
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and I'll smile and I'll key their truck. 

Bm               G 
And it sucks so bad 
      A 
But I made one Benjamin. 
D          Bb 
How can I be mad? 
A          A 
I paid one seventh of my rent 
A          A 
And maybe I'll buy a plate of eggs. 

D         G           A     G 
I'll just stay on the state streets 
Bb    A               D    G 
Complaining that it's all the same 
    G            Bb    A 
but too lazy to change anything. 
D                    G 
And I can't spend another day 
Bb   A         D          G 
thinkin' these places on street signs are 
       G             Bb     A 
the only places that I've ever been. 

F#m 
I'm not feelin' Minnesota. 
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I sit next to an ATM and people check their balance during my set. 
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And play cover songs from the 90's 
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by one-hit-wonders, Chumbawumba, Tubthumper 
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and a jersey-wearing motherfucker withdraws his twenty bucks.