Dancin With A Man

Rodney Carrington – Dancin’ With A Man 
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I saw her sitting in a bar room 
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In that smokey atmosphere 
She smiled back at me 
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As I drank that one last beeraa 
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Then she pulled me on the dance floori,o 
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And we danced a song or two 
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It was then I realized that I 
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Had bit off more than I can chew. 

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I think I’m Dancin' With A Man 
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She got calluses on her hand 
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She’s got a voice like Johnny Cash 
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Is she hiding a mustache  
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I think I’m Dancin' With A Man. 

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We sat down and talked awhile 
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And we listened to the band 
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Oh then a friend of mine walked by 
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And he asked her if she'd dance 
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And he gently took her hand, oooh oooh 
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And he twirled her round and round 
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It looked like he was having fun 
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Until her skirt fell to the ground. 

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I think he's Dancin' With A Man 
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The boys at the lodge won't understand  
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As they two stepped across the floor 
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I quickly headed for the door 
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I think he's Dancin' With A Man. 

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Good Lord were Dancin' With A Man 
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It will be known through out the land 
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Two boys from Texas danced a gig 
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With a dude who wore a wig 
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We've been Dancin' With A Man. 

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She crushed a beer can on her head 
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Good Lord her foreheads red 
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We've been Dancin' With A Man damn big Man.  



Alternate verse 2 (Live version) 
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I think I’m Dancin' With A Man 
                        E 
She got calluses on her hand 
                              A 
She’s got a voice deeper than mine 
                             B7 
Is she gets a stiffy when we grind 
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I think I’m Dancin' With A Man. 


Alternate verse 3 (Live version) 
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I think he's Dancin' With A Man 
                                 E 
The boys at the lodge won't understand  
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With her hand on his behind 
                               B7 
They two stepped til half past nine 
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I think he's Dancin' With A Man. 


Alternate verse 4 (Live Version) 
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Ahhh s**t, I think were Dancin' With A Man 
                                 E 
It will be known through out the land 
                             A 
Two boys from Texas danced a gig 
                       B7 
With a dude who wore a wig 
                          E 
We've been Dancin' With A Man.