Teddy Picker

Intro: A5 D#5 D5 (4x), E5 G5 (2x), A5 D#5 D5,  A5  

A5                        D#5  D5  
They've sped up to the point where they provoke  
     A5                D#5 D5            A5       D#5     D5  
The punchline before they have told the joke  
A5              D#5 D5       A5     D#5   D5  
Sheer desperation to be seen  
A5             D#5 D5         A5          D#5          D5  
Staring at the television screen  
A5                      D#5   D5  
They've sped up to the point where they provoke  
A5     D#5  D5          A5               D#5 D5            A5    D#5   D5  
You to tell the f**king punchline before you have told the joke  
A5             D#5 D5      A5   D#5   D5  
Sorry sunshine it doesn't exist  
A5              D#5  D5 A5   D#5     D5  
It wasn't in the top 100 list  

F5                                     G5  
And it's the thousandth time that it's even bolder,  
A5                      
Don't be surprised when you get bent over,  
F5           G5                         D#5  
They told ya,but you were dying for it  

A5                 D#5   D5          A5             D#5  D5  
She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed  
A5                    D#5   D5   A5       D#5   D5  
The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means  
A5         D#5 D5      A5  
Another variation on a theme  
D#5   D5         A5         D#5  D5           A5   D#5  D5  
A tangle on the television and the magazine  
A5                     D#5 D5                A5        D#5    D5  
D'you reckon that they do it for a joke?  
A5                      D#5   D5         A5     
D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath?  

      D#5 D5  A5 D#5 D5  A5  D#5  D5      
That says "we are       defenders  
    A5  D#5 D5   A5    D#5 D5   A5 D#5 D5        A5 D#5 D5       A5  D#5 D5  A5  
Of any poseur    or profes___sional            pretender         around"  
              F5               G5  
When did your list replace the twist and turn  
        A5                                      F5  
like a fist replaced a kiss, don't concernus with your bollocks  
G5                 E5  
I don't want your prayers  
Save it for the morning after  

F5                                     G5  
And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,  
A5  
Don't be surprised when you get bent over,  
F5            G5                              A5  
They told ya, but you were gagging for it  

F5  
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker  
G5  
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?  
A5                                                                  A5  
Already thick and you're getting thicker  
F5  
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker  
G5  
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?  
A5                                                        D#5  
Already thick and you're getting thicker  

A5   D#5  D5  A5             D#5 D5  
Assuming that all things are equal,  
A5         D#5 D5  A5        D#5 D5    E5     G5     
Who'd want to be men of the pe______ople  
E5            G5   E5     A5  
When there's people like you?  
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