I Don't Want To Play Football

B 
I don't want to play football 
I don't understand 
     F#m               
The rules of the game 

         B 
I don't want to play football 
I don't understand 
     A 
The thrill of running 
Catching, throwing 
  D 
Taking orders from a moron 
   A 
Grabbing for the sweaty crotches 
   D 
Getting hit by people 
         F#m 
I don't know 
Sugar 
      D 
I'd rather play a different 
         F#m 
Sort of game 
Sugar 
 D                                    A 
One where girls are good as boys at playing.