Teen Idle

Dm         A             
I wanna be a bottle blonde  
   Bb         C      G  
I don't know why but i feel conned  
   Dm          A  
I wanna be an idle teen  
   Bb      C     G  
I wish i hadn't been so clean  
  Dm     A     F    A   
I wanna stay inside all day  
   F         A      Dm   Gm  
I want the world to go away  
   Dm          A          F       A  
I want blood, guts and chocolate cake  
  F       A    Dm   Gm  
I wanna be a real fake  

        Dm               C               Dm           Bb  
Yeah i wish i'd been a, wish i'd been a teen, teen idle  
 Dm             C          F                Gm  
Wish i'd been a prom queen fighting for the title  
  Dm               C         F            Bb  
Instead of being sixteen & burning up a bible  
F              C           F      Gm  
Feeling super, super (super!!!) suicidal  
    Dm      C         F       Bb  
The wasted years, the wasted youth  
      Dm     C       F       Bb  
The pretty lies, the ugly truth  
         Dm      C         F        Bb  
And the day has come where i have died  
  Dm     C         F     Bb  
Only to find i've come alive  
       
   Dm          A  
I wanna be a virgin pure  
  Bb  C    G    
A 21st century whore  
  Dm            A           Bb    C     G  
I want back my virginity so i can feel infinity  
  Dm     A     F       A  
I wanna drink until i ache  
   F     A      Dm    Gm  
I wanna make a big mistake  
   Dm          A       F    A  
I want blood, guts & angel cake  
    F      A     Dm   Gm   
I'm gonna puke it anyway  

        Dm              C                F          Bb  
Yeah i wish i'd been a, wish i'd been a teen, teen idle  
Dm               C           F               Gm  
Wish i'd been a prom queen fighting for the title  
 Dm                C         F           Bb  
Instead of being sixteen & burning up a bible  
 Dm             C              F    Gm  
Feeling super, super (super!!!) suicidal  
      Dm    C           F      Bb  
The wasted years, the wasted youth  
      Dm    C         F     Bb  
The pretty lies, the ugly truth  
         Dm      C         F       Bb  
And the day has come where i have died  
  Dm     C         F     Bb    Dm    C    F  
Only to find i've come alive  (come ali i i ive,)  

(2 BAR INSTRUMENTAL - Dm C F Bb)  

   Dm            C      F     Bb  
I wish i wasn't such a narcissist  
   Dm      C      F     Bb   
I wish i didn't really kiss  
      Dm      C      F     Bb  
The mirror when i'm on my own  
    Dm        C    F     Bb  
Oh god! i'm gonna die alone  
Dm    C       F          Bb  
Adolescence didn't make sense  
   Dm      C     F      Bb  
A little loss of innocence  
     Dm    C       F       Bb  
The ugly years of being a fool  
       Dm         C     F     Bb  
Ain't youth meant to be beautiful?  

        Dm               C               F          Bb  
Yeah i wish i'd been a, wish i'd been a teen, teen idle  
 Dm              C          F                Gm  
Wish i'd been a prom queen fighting for the title  
  Dm        C                 F           Bb  
Instead of being sixteen & burning up a bible  
  Dm            C             F      Gm  
Feeling super, super (super!!!) suicidal  
     Dm      C         F       Bb  
The wasted years, the wasted youth  
     Dm     C         F    Bb  
The pretty lies, the ugly truth  
        Dm       C         F       Bb     
And the day has come where i have died  
  Dm     C         F      Bb  
Only to find i've come alive  

Dm              C           F      Bb  
Feeling super, super, super!!! suicidal  
Dm              C           F      Bb  
Feeling super, super, super!!! suicidal  
      Dm  C  F   Bb  
I've come alive