Fuck Yeah Floppy Guys

Intro 
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verse 1 
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I'm driving alone and I'm feeling down 
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I'm sick of world and this deadbeat town 
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Something moving catches my eye 
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Oh my god it's a floppy guy 
 

[Refrão]
A          B      E 
Fuck Yeah, Floppy Guys 
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Flopping around what a fucking surprise 
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Fuck Yeah, can't believe my eyes 
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Floppy Guys 

verse 2 
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A majestic dancer of cloth and air 
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What is he selling I just don't care 
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Second hand cars, above ground pools 
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Surplus corn, no it's much more cool 
 

[Refrão]
A                 B          E 
Fuck Yeah, It's a Floppy Guy shop 
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I'm so glad I decided to stop 
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I've found my own and I watch him bob 
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At the Floppy Guy shop 

Bridge 
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Floppy Guys, I'll take two 
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One for me and one for you 
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What I did next is no surprise 
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I wrote a song about, Floppy Guys 
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So here's a solution for impulse buys 
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Like lasers, corn and floppy guys 
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Use them in a song and you can relax 
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Cos you can claim it all on your tax 
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On Your Tax, We claim this shit on our tax 

Outro 
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Fuck Yeah, Floppy Guys! 
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Fiscal stability justified 
B          Db            F#    G#m B 
Fuck Yeah, Reach for the sky 
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Floppy Guys!