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I work down at the pizza pit 
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And I drive an old Hyundai 
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I still live with my mom and dad 
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I'm five foot three and over weight 
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I'm a sci-fi fanactic, mild asthmatic 
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Never been to second base 
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But theres a whole nother me you need to see 
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go check out myspace 

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Cause On - Line Im out in hollywood 
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Im 6 foot 5 and i look damn good 
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I drive a mazeratti im a black belt in karate 
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and I love a good glass of wine 
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It turns girls on that I'm mysterious 
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I tell em that I dont want nothing serious 
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Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way 
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Chat with two women at one time 
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I'm so much cooler on-line.  
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So much cooler online 
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I get home I kiss my mom 
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And she fixes me a snack 
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And I head down to my basement bedroom 
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And fire up my Mac 
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In real life the only time I've 
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Ever even been to LA 
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Is when I got the chance With the marching band 
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to play tuba in the rose parade 

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But On - line I live in Malibu 
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I pose for Calvin Klien, I've been in GQ 
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Im single and I'm rich and I got a set of six pack 
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Abs that would blow your mind 
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It turns girls on that I'm mysterious 
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I tell em that I dont want nothing serious 
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Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way 
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Chat with two women at one time 
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I'm so much cooler On-line.  
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Yea I'm cooler online 

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When you got my kinda stats its hard to get a date 
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Let alone a real girlfriend 
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But I grow another foot and I lose a buncha weight 
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Every time I log in  

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On - Line Im out in Hollywood 
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Im 6 foot 5 and i look damn good 
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Even on a slow day I can have a three way 
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Chat with two women at one time 
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I'm so much cooler on-line.  
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Yea I'm cooler online 
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I'm so much cooler on-line 
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Yea I'm cooler online