Mr Fancy Pants

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Chances are your pants are not as fancy as the pair 
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Of very fancy pants that Mr. Fancy Pants will wear 
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When everybody’s marching in the fancy pants parade 
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He’s gonna pass the test 
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He’s gonna be the best 
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The best in terms of pants 

You look in every catalog you shop at every store 
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Cause even though you have a hundred pants you want some more 
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When suddenly you see the greatest pants you’ve ever seen 
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And even though you know 
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It’s gonna cost a lot of dough 
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You have to have the world’s best pants 

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Say a little prayer for Mr. Fancy Pants 
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The whole world knows 
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It’s only     clothes 
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And deep inside 
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He’s sad 

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They make the big announcement and the trophy goes to you 
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You thought you had some fancy pants and now you know it’s true 
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You look at Mr. Fancy Pants and hold the trophy high 
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Everybody cheers 
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While he’s blinking back the tears 
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He doesn’t even have the best pants 

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Say a little prayer for Mr. Fancy Pants 
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It’s all he   had 
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But don’t feel bad 
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He’d do the same 
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To you