My Sad Christmas Song

Intro: C Am Dm F 

Fa lalalala   
C                              Am 
This is my sad Christmas song  
C 
I've had it stuck in my head all day  
Am 
long  
Dm 
I wrote it in the car on my ride  
F 
home  
Dm 
Cause I knew I'd walk in the door  
             F 
and I'd be alone  
C 
Why'd I even put up that fuckin'  
Am 
tree?  
C 
If there's no one here that's gonna  
Am 
see  
Dm 
Just how pretty she looks on  
             F 
Christmas Eve  
Dm 
Cause there's no one here next to  
F 
me       
(Pause) 

                               C 
This is my sad Christmas song  
                       Am 
So I light another bong  
                        Dm 
I turn on the radio  
                                   F 
I binge watch our favorite shows  
                              C 
This year feels kind of lame  
                                Am 
But the last one was the same  
                                   Dm 
But the holiday spirit they say  
                        F        (Pause) 
Is taking off on a plane  
                               C 
This is my sad Christmas song  
Am         Dm   F 
Fa lalalala   

C 
I always thought that Santa was  
          Am 
kind of cute  
C 
There's something about his beard,   
                 Am 
big belly, and boots  
Dm 
I left Santa more than cookies this  
F 
year  
Dm 
I thought he might appreciate a few F 
beers  
C 
That's why I'm always on the  
           Am 
naughty list  
C 
He said cause when I get drunk, I'm  
                        Am 
always showing my tits  
Dm 
He leaned in for a kiss and he got  
      F 
real near  
Dm 
I had to stop Santa and say "My true 
             F 
love ain't here"   
(Pause) 

                               C 
This is my sad Christmas song  
                      Am 
So I rip another bong  
                                     Dm 
I never been good at making plans Next year,  
                            F 
I'm gonna be with my man  
                                    C 
My little sister says I'm the Grinch  
                                       Am 
But my mom thinks I'm just a bitch  
                           Dm 
Why did you have to go? 
                                 F  (Pause) 
We were under the mistletoe  
                               C 
This is my sad Christmas song  
Am                 Dm 
Fa lalalala  
F 
Fa lalala   

C 
Missing you on fuckin' Christmas,  
Am 
why did you have to go?  
Dm 
Wishing you a Merry Christmas,  
F 
know I miss you so  
C 
Missing you on fuckin' Christmas,  
Am 
why did you have to go?  
Dm 
Wishing you a Merry Christmas,  
F 
know I miss you so   
C                                        Am 
Wishing you a Merry Christmas (Fa lalalala Fa lalala)  
Dm                                     F 
Wishing you a Merry Christmas (Fa lalalala Fa lalala)  
C                                       Am 
Wishing you a Merry Christmas (Fa lalalala Fa lalala)  
Dm 
Wishing you a Merry Christmas 
F 
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